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Take Me Out of the Ballgame

August 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Yankees will drag you out of the stadium if you try to go to the bathroom during “God Bless America” - Boing Boing.

The Yankees are serious about their bizarre prohibition on going to the bathroom during the playing of “God Bless America” during the Seventh Inning Stretch: a man was dragged out of the stadium for daring to stand up and move around instead of singing a patriotic, religious song. I really like Tommy Smothers’s formulation of the principle at work here: “America, where you’re free to say anything you want, and you’d better not say what you’re not supposed to!”

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  • 1 Doowad Jones // Aug 29, 2008 at 9:48 am

    I’m voting for Tommy in November

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